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Name: Brian
Country: United States
State: Massachusetts
Birthday: 5/7/1980
Gender: Male
Interests: swords, painting, drawing, zoology, movies, art appreciation, origami, see 'expertise'
Expertise: design, fluid mechanics, metalworking... see 'interests', pretty much the same.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Engineering
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
11/20/2002
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N - show her it's not so black and white
B - yeah
N - you'd have to bring a lot of gray paint i guess
B - yeah. or just mix the black and white in varying degrees of grayness
N - never were truer artiste words spoken | | |
| Before I delete them from my mailbox, I thought I'd share some of the funniest spam titles I've seen:
(Because there's nothing better for your social image than flooding the place with...)
"When you cum with Spermamax people would think that an iceberg has melted. " - Steele McCown, shmccown@aol.com
(Become the next superhero:)
"Be A Sperm-man With Shitload Of Sperms" Debbie Shields, Summers_augend@makersgallery.com
(Because cleaning up is the best part:)
"With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm. " - blucy405@aol.com
(And my favorite: finally, a drug to make better parents:)
"Spermamax will make you the best father" - Sheikh Anjum, snanjum786@hotmail.co.uk
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| Yellow Fever
There was an overwhelming number of whiteguy/asiangirl couples on the esplanade today, even some "threesomes" with one guy and two girls. One of them even had the nerve to ask me to take their photo. What, I'm your free photographer now? In a blatant act of defiance, I ignored the centuries-old guidelines of composition and balance, placing them smack in the middle of the picture. What's more, I neither calibrated the white balance nor adjusted the exposure settings manually. Yeah, take that!
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| I could have known from a pretty young age that I'd major in something technical . Besides loving star wars and transformers, I remember having an inexplicable obsession with things like microchips, hot lava, and acid (not the drug). One day in elementary school my friend brought in a small vial of light green liquid, claiming it was acid. We all gathered around him in fear and amazement. You can imagine my joy when another friend gave away a bunch of broken computer processors, some with the open top so you could see the actual silicon chip. Extremely beautiful, utterly useless, a kid's priceless treasure.
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