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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:19:25 GMT

I haven't written anything useful here in like
FOREVER.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:44:02 GMT

N - show her it's not so black and white
B - yeah
N - you'd have to bring a lot of gray paint i guess
B - yeah. or just mix the black and white in varying degrees of grayness
N - never were truer artiste words spoken

Silly Sperm-Spam Subject Slogans:

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:45:38 GMT

Before I delete them from my mailbox, I thought I'd share some of the funniest spam titles I've seen:

(Because there's nothing better for your social image than flooding the place with...)
"When you cum with Spermamax people would think that an iceberg has melted. " - Steele McCown, shmccown@aol.com

(Become the next superhero:)
"Be A Sperm-man With Shitload Of Sperms" Debbie Shields, Summers_augend@makersgallery.com

(Because cleaning up is the best part:)
"With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm. " - blucy405@aol.com

(And my favorite: finally, a drug to make better parents:)
"Spermamax will make you the best father" - Sheikh Anjum, snanjum786@hotmail.co.uk

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:04:51 GMT

Yellow Fever

There was an overwhelming number of whiteguy/asiangirl couples on the esplanade today, even some "threesomes" with one guy and two girls. One of them even had the nerve to ask me to take their photo. What, I'm your free photographer now? In a blatant act of defiance, I ignored the centuries-old guidelines of composition and balance, placing them smack in the middle of the picture. What's more, I neither calibrated the white balance nor adjusted the exposure settings manually. Yeah, take that!

I was made for tech

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:18:25 GMT

I could have known from a pretty young age that I'd major in something technical . Besides loving star wars and transformers, I remember having an inexplicable obsession with things like microchips, hot lava, and acid (not the drug). One day in elementary school my friend brought in a small vial of light green liquid, claiming it was acid. We all gathered around him in fear and amazement. You can imagine my joy when another friend gave away a bunch of broken computer processors, some with the open top so you could see the actual silicon chip. Extremely beautiful, utterly useless, a kid's priceless treasure.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:50:27 GMT

my phone has great reception!

except in the places where I spend most of my time!

Friday, June 23, 2006

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:40:45 GMT

Diptera

Flies are perhaps the most disgusting of insects. They eat waste and dead things (which is good for the planet) but then they land everywhere, spreading disease. They loudly buzz around, (deliberately?) taunting you and even bashing into you only to zip away before you can take a good swat. I've had to come up with a pretty mean arsenal of fly-killing techniques over the years.

Did you know? the mosquito is a type of fly.

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Theres a type of human I will never fully understand. He always buzzes around you, taking on some semblance of a 'friend', but way too often puts you down with the most random and unqualified criticisms.* Say you have some hobby 'X' and you're pretty good at it. guy comes up to you and starts criticizing you out of the blue. only later do you find out that guy doesnt even practice 'X' the way you do, and you also find out he's generally the same kind of asshole all the time. Do these people realize that they're making a fool of themselves every time?

What, even, is the motivation? If you disagree with me so much then why are you buzzing around me all the damn time? why is it your sole purpose on this world to annoy the crap out of others? do you want to speak poorly of me and others so you can feel better about yourself? (don't you know everyone else is probably thinking behind your back 'who's this smartass who thinks he knows it all?') is it a chemical inbalance? feedback is welcome>>>

A person above the age of ~20 really has no excuse for being a jerk. Maybe before that age you had a messy childhood or just didn't know that certain things are mean to say or do. but after a while you will have been warned. multiple times. and if you're still saying assholish things, it's your own choice.

life's short. don't suffer those people, they don't deserve your time. Heck, I won't any longer. Be nice to the nice, be mean to the mean.

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*Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of giving and getting constructive criticism in life. Sometimes that's the only way we see the proverbial 'spinach in the teeth'. But this criticism should come when it's asked for, or only from the 'inner circle of trust' and from those qualified on the subject of spinach and teeth.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Tue, 23 May 2006 01:22:50 GMT

Yeung Chan
Fine Woodworking

Friday, April 07, 2006

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:38:14 GMT

C2: so i heard MIT got our cannon
chosetecBC: sorry
chosetecBC: it's a nice cannon
chosetecBC: mind if we hold onto it for a while?
C2: bleh,...you guys don't even use it
C2: probably not ;p